Friday, April 07, 2006

It just...says it (or sings it) all.

I tell you, folks, every now and then in this life you stumble upon something that is just so...so uplifting, so fundamentally life-altering, that you feel you simply must share it with the rest of humanity; indeed, it is your duty to the species. And so, in my continuing effort to equip you, the SHAMblog faithful, with all the tools you could ever need to become happy and fully actualized, I hereby give you the "Self-Growth.com Theme Song" (sung by the rather chillingly named Michele Blood), which you can download for your very own at the popular self-help portal by the same name.

Now please listen as many times as you can stand it*, try to feel duly enriched, and then, as Dr. Laura used to say, "Go take on the day...."

* i.e. probably once, if that much.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Um, thanks, but no thanks. I think your blog entry has already told me more than I really want to know...

Carrie Oakey said...

The only path to true self growth is through Jesus!

Rodger Johnson said...

That was bad....real bad! PAINFULLY BAD!

Why would you expose your faithful to such torture?