Friday, May 25, 2007

You read it here first!

SHAMblog has obtained an advance copy of the new oath to which Muslims will swear when testifying in American court cases, pursuant to a ruling by Carolina Superior Court Judge Paul Ridgeway. As follows:

"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Mohammed. Death to America!"
....It's a joke, people. (What I wrote here, that is. Not the ruling. Though reasonable people may differ.)
P.S. I guess technically it should be "Allah." But I liked the rhythm.

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