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...Dubya has joined the rotating cast of motivators attached to Peter and Tamara Lowe's barnstorming "Get Motivated!" seminars.
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Yeah, now THAT restores my faith in the selfish-help/motivational bidness. Since we've been talking about The View on another thread, I wanted to mention that Dumbya's new gig was another "Hot Topic" discussed last week. I think it was Barbara Walters who asked the other ladies what they thought of the ex-Pres being a motivational speaker. Joy Behar piped up, "Well, first he's going to have to learn to pronounce the word 'motivational.'"
Steve, I, for one, am not surprised. He warned us not to misunderestimate him, after all. ;)
Can't help but wonder... With Cheney busy scrambling to rewrite history (and cover his own ass), on whose lap will Dubya sit at his speaking engagements? We've seen how he functions on his own.While I realize that the roster of accomplished far-right ventriloquists is quite lengthy, most would probably insist upon wearing a bag over their heads to ensure their anonymity. So who will assume the mantle of the Unknown Wingnut? :-)
I was hoping you'd pick up on this. But if anybody qualifies as a motivational speaker, surely it's a dumbo (loved Cosmic Connie's "Dumbya") who managed to get elected to two terms in the White House. Maybe he and Dan Quayle could hit the circuit together...
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