Skip to main content

Judging Barack by his cover?

OK, so my guy won and I'm thrilled. Let there be no mistake. The observations contained herein have nothing to do with the "buyer's remorse" that several of the pundits on Brit Hume's FOX show kept wishing on entrenched Obama supporters in the final days, when a McCain defeat began to look inevitable.

But now that the election is a done deal, I want to say a few things about what we seek in a candidate and leader. I'm mindful of this primarily because of all the chatter about
Sarah Palin's natural ascension to the leadership of the GOP for 2012 (and I can't even believe people are already talking about that at a time when that silly jingle from McCain's TV ads still rings in our ears). Thing is, I have to say it applies, at least somewhat, to Barack, too. We've talked around the edges of this before. I think we need to address it head-on.

What makes someone a good candidate? That he or she "connects with voters"? Has "charisma"? Is "attractive" and "telegenic"? I'm
thinking that all of that should be irrelevant, or close to it. Yet evidence suggests that such attributes are increasingly important in determining candidate viability. In fact, that understates the case: They are so important that they dwarf characteristics like intelligence, knowledge, fairness, temperament, experience, etc., which happen to be the characteristics that should matter. (To be accurate, this has been true in varying degrees ever since the telegenic JFK made Richard Nixon look klutzy and vaguely sinister by comparison in those infamous televised debates of 1960. It's just truer than ever today.) Now, I do believe that Obama proved himself over the course of the past year. He showed that there was substance behind the flash; I'm not sure I've ever seen a more impressive public figure. That doesn't take away the question: On the list of reasons, the real reasons, why Barack Obama is our president-elect today, where does competency, or at least the presumption of same, fall? Or was this about him "giving great speech," and being suave and cool and young* and inspirational and black.

To return to Palin: By the end of it all I was sick of hearing apologists like the ubiquitous and virtually interchangeable Buchanan siblings, Pat and Bay, praise everything
about Sarah Palin except what really makes someone a good candidate for the nation's second-highest office (and maybe its highest office, on an unscheduled basis, if you're backstopping 72-year-old John McCain). How many times did one of them gush, "The crowds love her!" Are we talking about a presidential candidate here...or Taylor Swift? Then there's the thing about how she has a special-needs child, which was also presented to America as a plus. No offense, but we're looking at personal marginalia like that in a member of a presidential ticket? (And I say that as someone who adores kids and chokes up at the mere sight of a handicapped child; I can't even handle the visuals on the solicitations I get from St. Jude's.) While I'm at it, let me ask: Should a presidential candidate be advocating on behalf of niche causes that touch directly on that candidate's own life? Isn't that what we call, in other settings, a conflict of interest? Or, dare I say, a special interest?

No matter. The Buchanans and a host of others regard** the fl
irty, effervescent, plain-spoken Palin as a frontrunner for 2012, even though disgruntled McCain aides told reporters the other day that she didn't realize Africa was its own continent. Those early, joking parallels between Palin and that geographically challenged beauty queen don't seem quite as jocular and unfair anymore, eh?

Personally, I've always thought Joe Lieberman was excellent presidential material, and I also applaud Dennis Kucinich for giving it the old college try time and again (although seriously, dude, if you're reading this, you need to stop talking about alien visitors, because it makes people think you are one). On the other side, I think Ron Paul has some great ideas, and often makes a whole lot more sense, if you actually
pay attention, than many candidates who are considered electable. But Paul is a good case in point. He comes off as dweebish and way too jittery. He's got that high-pitched, cartoon-character voice, and too often when he stares into the camera, it occurs to me that all we'd need to do is supply a set of antlers and he'd be the classic deer-in-the-headlights. Lieberman is another emigre from Dweebistan, and gets so whiny at times that he sounds like he's doing self-parody.

On the other hand we have the prototype of masculinity and bearing, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Here's a guy whose
starring roles in Terminator and other high-profile action flicks gave him an instant following (or "base," in political terms) in California the moment he declared for governor. He even drew upon that in his campaign, famously vowing to "terminate" government waste. (Political observers to this day will refer to him as "the Governator.") Is there any doubt that Schwarzenegger would be a major player in a GOP weathering a serious leadership vacuum, had he simply had the foresight to avoid disqualifying himself from the presidency by being born in Austria? To be fair, most agree that Schwarzenegger has done a credible job as California's governor (though like all Republicans, he's been tainted by his ties to Bush as well as his state's recent financial travails). But I'm not sure that's the point. Or maybe, in a way, it's precisely the point in reverse: that there are lots of supremely qualified people who might do credible jobsKucinich? Lieberman? Paul?—who'll never get the chance because they lack the Pizazz Factor. They can excite us with their ideas, but nowadays that's not enough. They're not cute or hot enough. They don't swagger or swish. They haven't perfected their winking skills. Or, just perhaps, their MLK-inflected oratory?

Again, don't get me wrong. I think we got it right this time, for reasons I've enumerated since I first came out for Obama, and that I restated with emphasis in yesterday's post about "healing."

Except...are those the reasons why he actually won? I'm not sure. Not sure at all. And that makes me a little uneasy.

Maybe all of this falls into the bulging category my wife labels "just the way things are." Like a lot of the things we bemoan on this blog. Still....

* Youth is a tricky one. I think it's a valid consideration if it's being viewed through the proper lens: vigor, vitality, resiliency, mental alertness, etc. But if it's being viewed in the sense of the Culture of Youth with which America is obsessed
the hip, celebrity sense that McCain was referencing in those early Paris Hiltonthen that gives me pause. And not just because I'm 58.
** At least they're saying they do, at the moment. We'll have to see if that's just a temporary, face-saving position.

Popular posts from this blog

'And if you need to fill your bank account, write a book loaded with empty thoughts...'

UPDATE, Tuesday, Aug. 24. Now that my take (scroll down) on Rhonda Byrne's The Pow-errrrr has indeed made it to "spotlight" status, there is apparently a massive counterattack underway from the other side. In just the past few hours, my review has accumulated at least 10 "not helpful" votes. Wonder how long I'll be able to "hang".... And let me add that this isn't some sly effort on my part to "sell a few more copies of SHAM ," as some have alleged. My being dour about The Pow-errrrr , as it were, is not going to sell many (if any) copies of my book...as evidenced by the fact that at this writing, SHAM lolls at No. 529,411, down markedly in the past few days despite my sudden visibility on Rhonda's high-traffic page. I feel safe in proposing that there's virtually zero overlap between her target market and my own. =========================== UPDATE, Monda y, Aug. 23. I've never done this, folks, and I really don't b

Placebo: how a sugar pill became a poison pill. Part 9 of a contintuing saga...

Read Part 8 . In 1921, amid the early tumult of prohibition, a remarkable study took shape in Palo Alto, California. Stanford psychologist Lewis Madison Terman—as serious-looking a man as one is apt to find, with hi s specs, upright bearing and unsmiling mien—would one day be remembered most ly for designing and publishing the final accepted version of the Stanford-Binet IQ test. In '21, however, Terman began work on another project that may have more lasting import for humankind, despite being known today to just a small circle of “longevity wonks.” Terman proposed to track th e lives of 1528 American children from that point on. His subjects, encountered in the course of his study of intelligence, were all 10 years old. Terman himself was 44; he would follow them and their families for the rest of his life, and he obtained from his younger associates a pledge to do the same after he was gone. The goal was to note what kind of longevity the 10-year-olds achieved, and try to deduc

Election afermath: Score one for The Secret.

What a lot of people miss about the New Age is that in philosophy and tone, it is very much aligned with latter-day conservatism and the sorts of things we saw happening, say, at AIG and Goldman-Sachs before the f all. The Secret , after all, is nothing if not wildly, irredeemably, unapologetically aspirational. Along with its philosophical sibling movements in the megachurches — such as that run by our friend Joel ("the gospel according to Vera Wang") Osteen — The Secret legitimizes the idea of endless upward mobility and a reality in which wealth is not zero-sum, but in fac t can be attained by everyone everywhere at the same time if "you just want it enough." Secret alum Lisa Nichols says it flat-out in the very title of her CD: " You Deserve It !" In the world according to Rhonda Byrne and her (pseudo-)philosophical protégés, every man (and woman) is an island, and all of those islands are the Caymans . Both The Secret and cons ervatism encourage a